Saturday, December 09, 2006

Eugene

Tranny is gone. I'm SO hating life right now. I just got done eating Chef Boyardee out of the can, standing in the dark in the pantry. Then the bell rings. I'm figuring it's Jimmy, or Amy or SOMEONE. I would even settle for Freakshow Joe at this point. I'm lonely, what can I say.

So, I opened the door and it's Tranny's cousin, Eugene. Now, I only know Eugene from pictures and Tranny's "family flatulence" stories. Eugene hugs me like he's known me for years..picked me off the ground and everything. Eugene smells like a delicate combination of onions and Old Spice. Eugene just went out the the truck to get the rest of his stuff. I took a picture of Eugene with my camera phone while he was out there. I promptly sent it to Tranny's phone. And I'm going to leave it up to you if you want to see Eugene for yourself. That way you have no one to blame for what you are about to see, but yourself.

Welcome to Hell. I'm Zanna...I'll be your hostess.


RockYou Scratcher

19 comments:

p0nk said...

Eugene is a penny?

p0nk said...

ok i see how that works now. I've never seen that done before, very cool trick... and Eugene...Good Lord, where do you find these people?!

Zanna said...

Thing is p0nk..they find me

AFJ said...

You're a nerd-magnet. That's how I found you. : )

ApacheRose said...

I could be alone in my opinion here, but I don't think men should EVER wear thongs. Even sexy men...

I'm a big fan of silk boxers on guys. Mmmm...

AFJ said...

That's what I wear. COME GET SOME!!!

Dragulf said...

Blah blogger.com sucky sucks and I hate Shitney the Pear.

AFJ said...

Dragulf - what the fuck does that even mean?

Tranny & Zanna said...

What that means is Dragulf hasn't been sleeping again....but still...shitney the pear?

/zanna

Walrus Gumboot said...

After waiting for 6 days for Blogger.com to finish taking its shit... I can finally post this little gem!!

"Family flatulence" is awesome especially when the dog joins in!

Angry Ferret Jones said...

That is some fucked-up shit!

Italian Stallion said...

This place didn't let me post a few times so I gave up. Just wanted to say that was cool at first, but then WTF? Scary..........

Zanna said...

What was cool at first? I need to do a new post

Walrus Gumboot said...

Tranny and/or Zanna?

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Dragulf said...

BTW Zanna, that picture is disgusting!

Anonymous said...

I really liked your blog. Now it's been about six weeks before a new post. Booo000! Please keep posting. Thanks!

Dragulf said...

Her muse is gone. How can you expect her to make a new post without him?

Lady Jane said...

Ode to Tranny

Oh where oh where
is our hot sexy Tranny?
I would like him to rub
butter on my white fanny.

Thank you.

Dragulf said...

WB Tranny! How did the crusade to feed midgets in africa go?