Saturday, November 04, 2006

Open Letter to Walrus Gumboots


Here in the Taint we don't ususally go to these extremes. Except for that time Cock Ninja got pissy and we did a post about him after he said he was never coming back, and all he ever wanted to do was make us smile...and cry.

I didn't get T's OK on this, I usually like to because this site belongs to both of us. But I would like to say to you, Wally....on behalf of the "family". And OK, I didn't clear it with them either. I'm basically riding bareback with no panties here.

Anyway, on behalf of the "family"...and my apologies to anyone I missed..(Apache, LadyJane, Pinky Nip, Anastasia, Instant Ass Hat, Dragulf, Twzzlrgrl, Stallion, and yes..EVEN Cock Ninja). I present you this video "hallmark card" if you will.

Its cold out there in the Internet, my friend. Listen to the words of the song man...it's so fucking poingant. And when you are done wearing that "mask of false bravado," you'll know where we'll be.

Hold me, T. The glitter graphics are taking my emotions over the edge.

15 comments:

Dragulf said...

I guess I don't exist. *sniff*

Tranny & Zanna said...

What are you talking about? I mentioned you...go look!

Tranny & Zanna said...

From Wally via e-mail:

Tranny and Zanna,
Wiping a tear from my EYE, I say to you... THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart. It's the bestest farewell the old Gumboot has ever gotten.

Tranny can give you the plague from 500 feet, bitches said...

Wally, gonna miss you.

Luv tha ferrit!

Z, is your fever any better? I feel like the glory hole the day after the exotic erotic ball in san fransisco on halloween. You know, loose and drippy?

Tranny & Zanna said...

T, I'll call you in a minute....

I feel like ass. I still have a 102 fever and a hand swollen from tendonitis that looks like a catcher's mitt.

Anonymous said...

That was so sweet, I feel a bit verklempt, talk amongst yourselfs.

Angry Ferret Jones said...

Z - you are a fucking genious!

Zanna said...

Mattoon..is that you?

tarjamarja said...

Get well soon! :)

Tranny & Zanna said...

From Wally:

If you want to converse with me, I can be reached at Ferrets site or Yeeah!

http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones

http://yeeeah.com/blog/

I also have my own half-ass site, that I'm accepting NO COMMENTS on.

http://www.xanga.com/WallyGumboot

Walrus

Dragulf said...

Right, I was chopped liver till ya changed it ;p

Bye Wally "Lumpy Sludge" Gumboot. Have a nice life!

Tranny & Zanna said...

it was there the whole time, you silly man!

Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

*Crying hysterically while masurbating* WALLY DON'T GO!!!!!!! OH OH YEAH OOOOooooooo...........!

Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Z--hope you are feeling better :(

Zanna said...

Thanks Beavana...I am!! :)