Sunday, November 19, 2006

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Leave a Message...

I'm sorry I'm laughing so much. T said he'd be quiet while I recorded the message but he knows how to make me laugh. And my Chewbacca doll is what kills me every time. Plus he was making it dance. Happy Thanksgiving from the "Taint!

38 comments:

Walrus Gumboot said...

Somebody stole my soundcard yesterday!

I'll just say 'Happy Thanksgiving' to all you Moose Tainters!!


No... I'm not back yet!

Angry Ferret Jones said...

Cool as hell!

Dragulf said...

Happy T day Zanna! hehe

TrannyGranny said...

Hahaha!!!

If anyone was wondering how this thing works, the number is toll-free, and after you leave your message you can listen to it, and change it if you want or even delete it, before it gets posted. My double message was because I hung up, then thought it didn't take, so I tried again with a second call.....give it a minute or so, and your message will pop-up.

Pretty darn fun!

I did it all for the Wookie, the Wookie.....

Zanna said...

You better not be calling the "boom box" a wookie. I shave that thing, you know!

p0nk said...

lmao. Great stuff you two!

TrannyGranny said...

Z, that would be "Wookie" in the Han Solo sense....I just can't be without you, co-piloting the Pinto, breaking into top-secret government installations together, hanging out in dive-bars with a freakshow, being able to understand my random grunting. You get the gist.

And, so cute,like a Wookie....except (THANK GOD)without all that annoying hair!

Eh, maybe I best stick with "sugar" or "baby"

Zanna said...

Per my voicemail:

http://www.ljplus.ru/img/kaminsky/bald_cat.jpg

Zanna said...

Tranny: LOL *hugs*...I get it now....but now i just left a long drawn out message to clear it up for the WORLD.

p0nk said...

that is some hot pussy, zanna!

Lady Jane said...

Just when I think I can't love you guys any more than what I already do, this happens...

You fucking rock!!!

Zanna said...

No, Lady Jane..YOU DO!!! *smooches*

p0nk said...

dammit, i had my message all scripted out but just lost it after listening to zanna laughing at the wookie in the background.

Zanna said...

Sorry, P0nk...that wookie just KILLS me no matter how often I hear it..

I LOVE the Commish's accent...

Lady Jane said...

I love faking accents. That is my pathetic talent in life. Name any accent, any time. I can do it. Strange and true.


Shameless Plug Alert:
http://ladyjane-idonthaveablog.blogspot.com/2006/11/heres-to-you-mrs-robinson.html

Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

I hope that call was free, otherwise someone owes me money.

You how cheap us 'kikes' are.

Zanna said...

Oh my God, I just DIED laughing when you did "weeeeeeeeeeeeee".....

Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

This is too much fucking fun, damn you! I'm supposed to be studying!

PS--That wasn't me...that was Alek.

Italian Stallion said...

Wow, I sound like an idiot on the phone, huh? Funny shit though......

alaskanchicsickle said...

No no no Italian Stallion, eres muy macho y guapo. Ok, I don't know Italian, but I did live in South America six years and still remember spanish, which I speak to the Italian guys at the pizza place near my house and they love it and let me have free beer. In fact, they just boozed me up a little while ago, but I digress.
I just want everyone to know that listening to you all made me feel warm and fuzzy inside, and I love you fucking guys!! Have a fucking fantastic Thanksgiving, and take it easy, hugs!!

Zanna said...

Happy Thanksgiving, Stallion!!!

Italian Stallion said...

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!!!

I never was very good at messages. It's funny to here yourself on that shit. I wanted to say a lot more to all of you i just forgot some stuff. For instance Angry Ferret really didn't sound that angry to me. Anastasia was fucking hilarious, and really did some like a jew (not that there anything wrong with that) LOL.... The wookie sounds and Zanna on the message were hilarious. Zanna has a sexy little giggle and voice. Pinky sounded sexy as a motherfucker, just as I suspected. All of you ladies sounded great. Everyone that left a message was funny. Alaskanchicksickle thinks she gets beer for talking Spanish to Italian guys at a Pizza place, when she is actually getting it because she is hot. We Italians know sexy when we see it. I won't tell you what else they wanted to do......LOL

For some odd reason my connection is working. We'll see how long it lasts..........

p0nk said...

Stallion that was a great commentary. You're funny as hell, bro.

Italian Stallion said...

sound like a jew, not some*

(not that there is anything wrong with that)*

I smoked for Ladyjane and fucked that last post all up.......

My bad.........

Italian Stallion said...

Ponk.....my little Ponk salutes you....classic

Lady Jane said...

Stallion, I never talk on the phone after I've smoked a fattie. I get nasally and congested, and I sound like shit. And I, too, attain the state you obviously were in that I call verbal diarrhea... :-p

I love you more now than ever...

Walrus Gumboot said...

I left a message (#24). (Right after Stallions 3 minute long speech)

Again I say... Happy Thanksgiving!

Italian Stallion said...

What was wrong with my speech? Don't be hatin Wally!!!! Quick question, does this mean you're back now? LOL............

Walrus Gumboot said...

Your 'speech' was great Stallion!

I MAY BE back... if Blogger.com pisses me off just ONCE...
"I'm gonna git me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see!"

Italian Stallion said...

Start with Michael Richards......LOL

Zanna said...

Stallion!! Ye who loveth the Seinfeld like I do says that? I'm still holding out hope he's just gone crazy. I don't want to hate him man, I just don't!

I like the post by New Millennium Nigga on spankcheeks. It's on spank it yourself for today.

Italian Stallion said...

I was just fucking around as I believe he was with the dude in the audience. I named my first dog Cosmo, after Kramer. I still love to watch Seinfeld, and even though he probably could have taken a better, less racist approach to it, I have no hatred toward him...............

Zanna said...

Yea, i know. I don't think I can ever get sick of Seinfeld. It's on at 7:00 and 11:00 every night and no matter how many times I've seen the same episode, I watch it. I like to stand by the ocean and look out and say, "the sea was angry that day, my friends...like an old man sending soup back at a deli.."

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pinky_nip said...

I think I've probably seen every Seinfeld episode at least 20 times. It's on at 6:00 here everyday, so if I'm home, it's on.

"No, I mentioned the bisque"

Italian Stallion said...

Zanna- hole in one........

Last night was "he took it out"....

pinky_nip said...

"maybe it needed some air"