Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Freakshow Joe on Jerry Springer

Because he only made $12.37, Freakshow has given up his month long dream of being a Michael Jackson impersonator in local train stations. His next scam to get some publicity was to take his show on the road and take care of a personal problem on Jerry Springer.

Freakshow Joe lost his girl Nicole to a stump named Josh. Me and T didn't even know he had a girl named Nicole. All I know is Amy from the Whack-A-Mole is going to be B to the Ullshit when she finds this out. But honestly, between you and me, Freaskshow has been getting a little too big for his proverbial britches and has basically been a fucking douchebag, so I don't blame her.

Remember how I told you a couple of weeks ago, he got pissed at me in the bar and got on top of the bar and took his clothes off? He does the same thing on stage at Jerry Springer. For whatever reason, he takes his clothes off, then dances on the pole and then goes and pummels poor Josh again. He also moons the audience and I wish they didn't "fuzz out" his asshole because you really need to see it to truly understand what that bull did to him. I think then it would really bring home that whole "fecal incontinence" problem he seems to only have on my couch. Little fucking fucker.

Anyway, it didn't turn out the way he planned. And now he's emotionally devastated. And guess who the fuck is on our fucking couch? Yea...you guessed it.

7 comments:

Lady Jane said...

Well now....
I am gabberflasted, to say the least.
How does Nicole and Josh get it on anyway?

Zanna said...

I'm thinking she's got to be on top. But you saw how Josh gets on his belly and moves..I'm thinking that's how he goes down on her.

Congratulations, MJ...you made me HAVE TO think about midget sex on a Sunday morning. LOL

Dragulf said...

Turtle sex!

OMG! I was speechless when I saw that last night. Poor Joe, replaced by a turtle but then again, he didn't actually lose did he? 12 bagger ex-girlfriend. Go Joe!

P.S. Zanna, buy him some Depends and make him wear 2 at all times!

Zanna said...

Dragulf, I'm trying not to laugh because he's right across the room and if I laugh he'll be all like, "what's so funny" and he's totally milking this shit. Remember all the "get well soon" baskets we got the first time..when they took all the good stuff and then we put the lame shit in the closet and re-make baskets to give for X-mas? He's eating all the crackers now dipping them in salsa and getting it all over himself. It's lovely.

Lady Jane said...

I'm sure Tranny can find you some deer droppings out and about in the Taint... drop 'em in melted chocolate, and give them to Joe all wrapped up in a pretty box with ribbons....

Walrus Gumboot said...

For a no neck, Nicole is kind of cute!

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