Friday, October 20, 2006

Stripper Down

I fucking told her she didn't have the upper body strength to do the pole. Does she listen to me? Nooooooooooo, of course not. Why listen to Zanna...she's just some silly fucked up bitch "lati-da'ing" her way through life, right?

Well, to my DELIGHT, Amy from the Wack-A-Mole took a fucking header today during pole practice. Between you and me..she fucking sucks as a dancer. Fucking sucksdonkeydickandchokesonthespunk. I mean check those moves out. I don't even like looking at her with clothes ON let alone off. Thank God when I'm in the club it's dark and I'm drunk.

And because you were a cunt to me today Amy..I'm posting this. And you're on your own putting Clearisil on your ass.

I think tonight, perhaps..I will dance to "Come to Papa" by Bob Seger. Makes me feel like grinding on a stranger's lap. Always did. Always will.

Anyway, heeeereeeeesss Amy.

30 comments:

pinky_nip said...

Z, my girlfriend was a stripper in Florida and at her club they would have "free chili dog days".. True Story.

Maybe you guys could up attendance by giving away any leftover corndogs you & T have?

Zanna said...

Our attendence is good. It's Amy that sucks. But I like your idea.. perhaps show new and inventive ways of "dipping the dog" during a performance...

Dragulf said...

Fugly dancing girls only bring in the fugly men to the club. Your "dance palace extrordinare" needs to fire some of it's dancers!

Anyways, giving advice to your friends is like driving with your eyes closed. Example. Joanne told me to not go out with Patty. I did anyway. Cow Patty now. Long sordid story.

Zanna said...

Dragulf...did you just call me ugly?

TrannyGranny said...

Holy shit, Z, that was the funniest thing I have seen in a while! Keep her around, all you sexy girls will get bigger tips because of Amy!

Zanna said...

Actually you know what...seeing her fall naked would have been fucking HYSTERICAL.

Walrus Gumboot said...

Maybe if she hadn't jerked that guy off before hand and got his man-goo her hands, she wouldn't have slipped?

Walrus Gumboot said...

...all over her hands,

WHAT THE FUCK IS FUCKING WRONG WITH ME?

Zanna said...

I think that happens when you think faster than you type, Wally.

Walrus D. Gumboot said...

No Zanna, I think I'll just change my name to Walrus "Duh!" Gumboot.

Angry Ferret Jones said...

The lapdance is always better when the stripper is cryin'!

What up Tranny? When are you coming to PHX for some beaner foods?

TrannyGranny said...

Week before X-mas man. Keep those spics crossing the border for another few months, I am HONGRY!!!!

Drop an email thru this site any time.

Bloodhound Gang RULES!!!!!!

Yo Walrus...Man-Goo? What about Mr. Man Goo! Yuk Yuk!

Walrus Gumboot said...

Tranny, Mr Man Goo, wasn't he the blind guy voiced by Jim Backus aka Thurston Howell III ??

Dragulf said...

No, Zanna. I was calling Amy-from-whack-a-mole and the other 2 fugly.

Tranny, E-mails sent m8.

Can ya delete my post with that fake e-mail just in case please.

Tranny gonna puke said...

Dragulf...Zanna will have to delete it, I don't have the faintest idea how to take stuff down.

Hung. Over.

Walrus Gumboot said...

Tranny, if you're hung-over, maybe you shouldn't have drank so fucking much last night.
You should have stayed home and read the fucking bible like me and my beloved Sarah-Jean did.

Stupid-Ass you !!!

Zanna said...

ooooo...does sumbody have a wittle hangovah? Well, I guess that means you aren't up to seeing what I got at Victoria's secret today.

Where the fuck is the e-mail addres...now i have to go look for that. Fuck me.

Zanna and her BADONKADONK said...

Dragulf - Took care of it.

Zanna said...

Oh yea, Sarah Jean is a whore.

Tranny pitched a tent Granny said...

Zanna;

DAMN!!! I wanna see! If it's like what you were telling me about, my hangover is gone! I love those kind of surprises.

Walrus, check out Psalm 69, as read by Ministry. It may be a bit hard on the ears for ya'll, but focus on the words, fucking priceless.

Walrus Gumboot said...

Hey peeps, because of Zannas brillant write up on MySpace® over at "Zanna" Cheeks, I was able to procure your dream fucks MySpace® URL.

http://www.myspace.com/jessicaalba

Enjoy

Dragulf said...

Thanks Z. I got your e-mail T.

Wally went to Jesus camp! He is in the new movie "Deliver us from evil." Grats man!

Zanna said...

When I put the URL in (for Jessica Alba - I'm gonna make her my FREIIIINNNNNND) it keeps bouncing to an Herbal Smoke shop. It's like she KNOWS me already.

Zanna said...

I did a search and a few for Jalba come up. Who knows if they are real or not. Here is link:

http://www.myspace.com/jessica__marie__alba

Walrus Gumboot said...

Zanna, the Jalba URL I gave above takes ME to her MySpace. Yours takes me to another one of her MySpaces. I'd guess she has two?
More of her to love, that's all.

ApacheRose said...

Holy shit, I've got a headache just watching that spectacular crash...

Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

That banner is awesome! Is that from Freaks, Geeks and Strange Girls--Sideshow Banners of the Great American Midway? If so I have been wanting that book for forever!!!

Zanna said...

Ana..you are the ONLY one to notice and thank you, Girl!!! I made it myself...I wanted that "freakshow old school vibe.."

also, I didn't get your "yahoo" request for IM.... I'll go look at what you sent me and try to send one to you...I'm on that all the time.

Dragulf said...

I like the new banner. It looks a bit Carnivale.

PSST! Where is that mehican at nowadays?

Zanna said...

I'm glad you like it..I'm glad it looks Carnivale to you because that was the look I was going for. I made a banner for spank cheeks too. I geeked out all weekend.