Thursday, October 12, 2006

Just Got Me a Winter Gig

I gotta do this quick because I'm on in about 10 minutes. But I just want to let you all know, that I've gotten my winter gig. I applied for 4 jobs.

1. Moose-Taint County short bus driver
2. Moose Taint County Bowling Alley Girl
3. Moose-Taint County Geriatric Facility and
4. Dancer at the Deja Vu. Moose-Taint County's local strip club.

I got the dancing gig.

Now, before you ask me if I'm part of the "Trifecta", as they like to call the 3 "facially-challenged" ones, I'm not (not that I feel like one of the 50 beautiful ones either-not today anyway) However, Amy from the Wack-A-Mole, is part of the "Trifecta". And man, was she bullshit about that in the "prep" room when she made me put flesh-tone Clearasil on her ass-zits before she went on tonight.

T has gotten a carpentry gig...which I'm not so sure how well it's going since I JUST got a text message which read, "motherfucking snakes on a motherfuking plane!" And when I texted back, "whaddayamean?" There was no response. It is so cryptic and yet says so much at the same time.

They just escorted some dude out because he gave Amy from the Wack-A-Mole a dollar and asked for change back.

Well, time to tuck up that tampon string and get this party started. I'm dancing to "In the Evening" by Led Zepplin (click the link if you want to hear it). I've danced before and that song makes me feel sexy as FUCK. I'm thinking it's good for my first time out at this place tonight.

I'm gonna be human for a minute. Not try to be funny or sarcastic or anything. But you know what? All of a sudden I am missing T big time. Like, it makes my chest hurt and I feel like I could choke on the lump in my throat. I'm nervous to go on and he makes me feel better and we worked together all season, and I dunno...I just wish he was here right now.

Anyway, they just "announced" me. Wish me luck...

15 comments:

Dragulf said...

I liked to slip them a fiver into their garters and tell them they looked just like my ex. Renee then slapped me and told me to go the fuck home.


True Fucking Story!

Another time this girl told me I looked familiar and asked me where I had gone to school. Come to find out, she was good friends with my sister. Muahaha. Free poontang for six months baby! Did I tell ya she was HOT? Well, she was. Then her BF got her all preggers and kicked her to the curb. She comes over crying and I said "WTF you coming over here for? I ain't yer BF! FO!"

Parts of that I made up!

Zanna, relax hun and Flaunt it!

Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Woot! New Post !!!!!! Bout time! I was getting sooo horny for a new one, but goddamn, the build up made my climax so fucking intense!

...thanks for that Z ;)

Italian Stallion said...

Do girls with hairy snatches dance to "Welcome to the Jungle"?
Just wondering.........

Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Welcome to the jungle
We got hairy caves
Its your job to find the hole
If you wanna get laid...

hehe

Walrus Gumboot said...

Zanna, shake your money-maker!

ApacheRose said...

Give it up, Zanna, we wanna see pics.

I KNOW there's got to be a video in the works, right?

ApacheRose said...

Give it up, Zanna, we wanna see pics.

I KNOW there's got to be a video in the works, right?

ApacheRose said...

Effing double-post. Won't let me delete one of them either. Fucking beta...

Walrus Gumboot said...

Z, another great song to dance to is "This Is How We Do It" by umm... Jordache or Jordan or I'm A One Hit Wonder Black Guy.
Whoever made the song, Howard (Stern) would always play it when he had the strippers on. It seemed to get them moving.

Just throwing it out there.

TrannyGranny said...

My 10 Favorite stripper tunes:

Kitty...Presidents of the USA
The Zoo.......Scorpions
Drop Dead Legs.....Van Halen
Woodpecker from Mars..Faith no More
Twitch.......Ministry
Blue Collar Tweakers.....Primus
2 Pina Coladas....some country guy
Margaritaville....Jimmy Buffet
Scotty Doesn't Know....Lustra
The Wizard....Black Sabbath

And, number 11 on my list of 10, is of course...............

Dukes of Hazzard Theme song, as done by Willie Fucking Nelson


And, pervs, if you want to look at my woman nekkid, I better not see any "tips" smaller than a five-spot. The way she moves is pure fucking ART baby, pure ART. You'd pay a friggin buck to see the Mona Lisa, right?

Yeah, I am saying Zanna is 5 times more relevant that a piece of priceless artwork. Deal.

TrannyGranny said...

Yo, Cheeks, The 11 thing? That was for you girl.

LadyJane said...

I have a twenty with Z's name on it. I sure would like to slide it in right on the crotch of her black lace panties.

Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Hey Z. I think you should take Ferret's daughter clothes shopping...

Italian Stallion said...

Welcome to the jungle
We got hairy caves
Its your job to find the hole
If you wanna get laid...

Niiiice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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