Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Tragedy in Moose-Taint

It is with heavy hearts that we let everyone know that there was an incident during the Moose-Taint Bi-Lingual Bull Fighting Extravaganza.

Please send good vibes in Freakshow Joe's way.

We will update you on the rest of what happened over the weekend shortly, but just wanted to let you all apprised of current events.

*Group hug*

5 comments:

stallion said...

I guess he has to go back to Keebler and beg for his job............

Dragulf said...

I was wpndering what could be worse than being a midget in Moose Taint. Now I know. Being gored is worse.

TrannyGranny said...

Dragulf;

huh,huh,huh......gored.....huh,hih.huh!!!!!! So to speak.

Zanna said...

Yea. So to speak. *shudder*

cock-ninja said...

I don't think any of your can ever know how difficult it is to escape the evil wretches and exploitations of Willy Wonka and try to become a celebrity on your own.

Let's take the most vile example of that exploitation first: the Oompah Loompahs. Conditions in Wonka's factory are obviously so wretched that generations of Oompah Loompahs have shrunken into freaks of humanity whose only refuge is the horrid factory where they slave away, making profits for Wonka's monopolistic business. Think I'm kidding? Take a look at their orange skin. If that isn't one of the worst examples of toxic poisoning you've ever seen, I'll shove an everlasting Gobstopper up my rectum. Their "happy" songs are cries for freedom masking the horror of their situation. "Oompah Loompah, doopity dah...." What's "doopity dah" and "doopity doo"? Why, it's shit, of course. Tragically, however, no one can understand them. Look, you don't get orange skin and blue hair from decent working conditions, and now this travesty with poor Freakshow Joe after his escape ... I am truly shattered.

With great concern,

ninj