Saturday, September 02, 2006

My Postcard from Helga

Mine came in the mail today. She CLEARLY has a thing for my betrothed. Of course T is telling me that she is Polish, and this is what the Polish DO - they gets things backwards all the time. But my woman's intuition tells me different. She meant what she wrote.

Gotta go, we have to go pick up Freakshow Joe at the train station and then get some hotdogs and snickers and get the show on the road for today.

18 comments:

ladyjane said...

This is way too confusing to comment on guys. Especially for me, being the Wake n' Bake Saturday that it is....

Whoo hoo... Pass the Doritos man.

ladyjaneishigherthanakite said...

Holy fuck, it worked.

Dragulf said...

So, did she find her some polish sausage or not?

Zanna said...

I think she's too interested in T to care. Her postcard to him said she was riddled with guilt still...

Walrus Gumboot said...

I wish I was there Corndogging.
Not so much to help, but to give zanna (my nimble tongue zanna) a clean place to sit.


My face!!!

cock-ninja said...

testing

cock-ninja said...

Can only log in under the 'Other' identity. I can't log in under my pretty blue blogger display name:(
Makes me sad.

cock-ninja said...

I'm black! What up bra? I've turned into a negro. This is awesome, now I can quit my job and impregnate fat ass sluts and live off the gvn.. govn.. govon... govomint!

Your Homie,

ninj

p.s. Ya don' appen ta 'ave any chitlins does ya?

Dragulf said...

Zanna, no worries hun. I'm sure that's not all she will be riddled with soon.

CN, nothing wrong being black and proud!

cock-ninja said...

If any yous want me I be in jive class. ninj

************************

Jiveman #1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head! Golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife or I will punch him.
Jiveman #2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man! Yes, he is wrong for doing that.
Jiveman #1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol. I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry.
Jiveman #2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'. Don't be naive Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.
Jiveman #1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
Together: Col' got to be! Yo! How true!
Together: Sh010039et! Golly!

Zanna said...

I thought Jive Class was only during the week during normal business working hours?

Well, at least you can post...stupid BETA. Obvioiusly they have bugs to work out. I went under settings and made sure that ANYONE can post. :( Me sad too.

cock-ninja said...

Zanna,

Bet babe, slide a piece a da porter, drink si' run th' java.

Translation: I would like to eat your twat steak and a cup of coffee would be nice.

Lookie here, I can dig grease and butter on some draggin' fruit garden.

Translation: On second thought, I'll have the fish.

R.E.S.P.E.T.C mo-fo's

Peace out,

ninj.

Anonymous said...

Chillytatas says:
Helga has a hankering for T, and then Edna starts in on him. Tranny, you sure know how to get the ladies all riled up! Zanna, you've got your hands full.

Zanna said...

Hey girl..sorry I didn't respond to your e-mail earlier..I've been trying to figure out what's wrong with this blog and the whole posting thing - PLUS selling corndogs, and keeping an eye on T...he's got a way with the ladies and he doesn't even know it. THAT'S the worst part.

You can log in as "other" and put your name in as chillyt..you don't have to be anonymous. It's just the logging in part that is broken.

chillytatas said...

Thanks Zanna. No worries, you can write me back whenever you get the kinks in the system worked out. Better you than me, I can't figure any of that computer shit out.
You know, its yours and T's fault that I have corndogs in my refrigerator now. We'll never eat them all, well I'll just have to find some other uses for them.

Zanna said...

LOL..I have some "Countryfair" brand corndogs in my freezer and they SUCK!!!!!! I thought it would be good for quick meals instead of firing up the ENTIRE friggin' trailer...but no.

Talk to you soon, hon. I have to go, Spanks is SHITFACED and still in her corndog costume.

My Well Rehearsed Mistake said...

Zanna - you need to remind your man of why he loves you so, take him outback and give him a good spanking - he would never risk losing you over some mad bearded polish lady. I also think Helga maybe meant to write "wish you were 'here' beautiful" on the postcard...

All has to be right with you guys - I'm telling you, I just can't cope if it's any other way. The truest of all American Corn-dog Love stories.

Tranny - if you read this, Z's a good woman - you treat her right now!

Tranny and/or Zanna said...

Oh, he's treating me right...I've got the bow legs to prove it!!! lol...