Saturday, September 09, 2006

Summer Wrap Up...

<<<----- Let's just call it an "action" shot and leave it at that, okay people? It happened so fast and it's blurry because I panicked and just hit the button on the camera. What happened right before was Freakshow Joe went up behind Stallion at the "Granny Gear" station, pulled down his skivvies and exposed his junk to the crowd. It only helped sales. It's what made him "borrow" a couple of hotdogs and do this.


So T&I haven't had a chance to mention how we made out last weekend on the sales front. It's been a tough week what with all the media in town because of Freakshow Joe's accident. He's out of the coma now and is "resting comfortably" on our couch. Well, as comfortable as a midget can be with T leaving fake "love notes" from the bull where Joe can find them. I like the one that says, 'why haven't you called?" or taking one of the summer sausages out of the gift baskets he got and poking him with it going, 'want some?...no?..you sure...?" LOL...good times.

And you know what? I don't care if I NEVER see another fucking gift basket for the rest of my life. We've had so many of them come to the house. It's gotten to the point now where I just take them and put them in the closet. Cuz Christmas be just around the corner motherfuckers and there is only so much summer sausage a midget can eat.

Anyway, thanks to Stallion, we've sold out of ALL our corndog thongs AND baby-doll T's. He even sold over 100 of our "My other car is a camel" bumper stickers, I saw them around the park, on wheelchairs and the inside of the port-a-potty doors. Which was an excellent idea. Because in one of those you NEED something to get your mind off the:

1. Stench

2. and if you are a female, something to focus on while doing the patented "hover" stance. This is a move where you must not let your pants touch the ground and not let your ass touch the seat. AND hold your purse while holding your breath.

Okay, you know what? I know what you are thinking..."why does she keep rambling like this?" She never stays on point. How does T put up with her? Well, I don't have an answer. All I can say is imagine what it's like to be in my head, okay?

On the corndog front...we sold out completely. Thanks to our beloved Spanks...who started out strong....and ended even stronger. She implemented something only she could have come up with...the Louis Vuitton Corndog. Yes. She painted a corndog to look like a Louis Vuitton. Buy 3 corndogs, get a chance to win. Sheer fucking brilliance.

YOU, my friend..get to pick whatever gift basket you want out of our closet. I'd say you too, Stallion but after last weekend I think you are going to have enough McFlapps to last you through the winter!!!

We'd like to congratulate lucky customer Jennifer for winning the coveted Louis Vuitton Corndog!!!


5 comments:

walrus gumboot said...

tranny and/or zanna, but particularly zanna (because she's hotter).
I thought I was being orginal by sending y'all a get well basket for FS Joe!
Oh well, stuff it in the closet with the other ones.

If Spanks used that Louis Vitton Corndog as a tampon, I'll pay $1002.67 for it!!

The "maximize screen" feature doesn't work here either.


P.S. Zanna, as far as I'm concerned, you can ramble all you want!
I can 'listen' to you type all night long!

Dragulf said...

Congratulations Jennifer!

No more Sausage gift baskets from me then either ya ingrates.

Looks like the Wizard of Oz is after you Ninja! Muahaha!

spankcheeks said...

Zanna, I want the gift basket with all those scrotum-flavored body oils! I love the taste of "sweaty ballsac" in the late afternoon. Thank God somebody invented that. "Taint" is just so overrated.

P.S. I forgot to tell you that I borrowed your edible panties. And they aren't so, um, "edible" anymore....

Zanna said...

maximize screen didn't work for me last night either but it does now. It's like this blog thing has it's own "mood". Scary.

Stallion said...

It was fun selling all those thongs for you guys and the McFlapps are always a bonus. I also got to sell some of my new razors. They have 5 blades and come equipped with nigger bump guard. I practically sold out the first day....................