Friday, September 01, 2006

Bringing Sexy Back Corndog Style

One thing (of the many) that you've got to love about Spanks is that she's a giver. And that she'll agree to just about anything when she's wretching between drags of her cigarette.

Being that Labor Day is one of our last best weekends for the corndog stand, it's usually the weekend where T & I go all out and make people feel like the end of the world is coming and you better get your meat on a stick now. Because it's a long time until spring. And for all you know, you could be dead by then.

We have a virtual marketing "corn"-acopia, if you will to boost corndog sales this weekend by what we figure 3x that of last year. And we need to since now we have to find other ways of making money between now and spring. I mean, we've got a couple of good months left of certain fall events and concerts but it's not like summertime. So I called Spanks last night during the VMAs. Which sucked ASS and not in a good fun way. Nothing like Jack Black saying they all sucked and making sure nothing changed. Anyway.........

Spanks agreed to bring sexy back and wear a corndog suit for three days and parade around the park looking all cute and phallic. She'll give improptu tarot card readings in which she will elude to the 'customer' that something in their future doesn't seem quite right and you better get that corndog now because you never know.

Right now, Stallion is busy shining up his Italian Cornuta getting ready for this weekend (I have a suspicion that meant he was rubbing one out at the time because at one point...he just stopped talking, dropped the phone...sighed and then said he had to go take a nap). Stallion will be selling our corndog thongs with our new logo that was done for us by Jane's Eyer. He'll even have a "dressing area" by the big tree near the woods (diagonal from the corndog stand). Because he CARES that you get the proper fit. He's working on making the dressing area handicapped accessible, because he is all about equal opportunity. Follow the melodic sounds of the "Thong Song"

My sexy baby with the super hot yang has been working on the new batter based on E=MC Hammer and has nearly perfected it. He also just got a postcard from Helga (addressed to JUST him, mind you). That I would post if I could get a fucking picture on this shit.

He also got a call that Freakshow Joe was coming back - and he had eluded to some "unfinished" business after the last time he was here. Something about that makes T VERY fucking happy. He's also created something that he wants to drop off at "All Pork All the Time and Carpets." It's a secret though.

I have a good feeling about this weekend. A good feeling that something bad is going to happen. Which means it's time to backup my digital camera and sonyhandicam files and get ready to capture some moments. Although it would help if I could upload pictures to this bitch of a blog and for some reason I can't and it's driving me ape-shit.

Anyway.....have a GREAT weekend everyone....

Love, Tranny & Zanna

16 comments:

LadyJane said...

mmmm, Stallion in a thong...

Yum.

Anonymous said...

lost

Anonymous said...

Just testing to see if its working yet.

Anonymous said...

Z, if you can put up some pictures of Stallion in a thong that would make me all giggity giggity, oh yeah!!

Zanna said...

test

Zanna said...

If anyone is having trouble, pleasse try hitting the refresh button and see if that works...

Walrus Gumboot said...

z- It's working okay from here!

Walrus Gumboot said...

...and I would like to help out with the Corndog fest, but I can't find Moose Taint County on this 1905 Mand RcNally road atlas.

Tranny and/or Zanna said...

T will send you directions!

Walrus Gumboot said...

tranny and/or (the future Mrs Gumboot) zanna- If you want, get my e mail address from ninja.

TrannyGranny said...

Walrus, remember the last guy to fuck around with Zanna died with his head stuff up a bearded ladies cunt, with a mechanical mole to blame.

LadyJane, and the anonomys, I took the liberty of emailing Stallion your request for a banana-hammock pic. I am going to hear a LOT of "you know how I know you're gay" from him about that, but I aim to keep the readers happy. And, Stallion, I could use the laugh.

Anonymous said...

Tranny: Still can't post. keep getting, "we're sorry ... can't publish..."

What's the deal?

Change it back?

Anonymous said...

that was me cock-ninja. This sucks.

Zanna said...

It's posting dude..hit refresh and see what happens. if that doesn't work, then I'll have to hunt down the e-blogger people and see what the dealeo is. K?

Walrus Gumboot said...

Ha! Ha! I can post and ninja can't.

My weekend just keeps getting better and better.

Now all I need is Zanna and Spank Cheeks to come over for our third threesome this week. You two girls is awesome in the sack. With and without me!

I fucking love bisexual women,

or is it I love fucking bisexual women?

Either way, they do me right.

xoxo

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