Wednesday, August 02, 2006

www.drjambo.com

So. Yea. The other day when we were at Stallion's place filming Uncle Guiseppe's dissertation...we let Jimmy use our laptop. And the first place he went? Porn (naturally). And the second place? Ebay. His purchase? Dr. Jambo's Penis Enlargement Cream.

Of course he had it sent to OUR P.O. Box at the fucking post office. So you can imagine my surprize when I go to pick up the mail. I'm like, "WTF...i can't BELIEVE T would spend his money on this shit" and then of course I had to go and think if I had made any corndog references at the stand that might have made him feel inadequate...that would have made him buy this crap. But there is no way because I always call him my 100% USDA Aproved Piledriver. Yea, it doesn't flow off the tounge when you read it but saying it when your riding the white pony that is Tranny...it rolls off.....screaming.

So I get back to the stand I just hold it up. Neither one of us had to speak words..it's all in the exchange of looks and body language. He's looking at me like, "YOU BITCH why did you buy that" and I'm giving that, "YOU BASTARD why did you buy this?" So mathematically, two negative looks equal one positive look. And that's when w we came to the realization.....JIMMY.

So T gets this look across his face-he's going to have FUN with this so he goes to the woods to see Jimmy to drop it off. And hits him with a mindblowing statment that is way BEYOND, "if there is a tree in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a noise?"

"Dude...don't you think if you put this on your dick, then your hand is going to get bigger too?"

I love when he comes up with shit like that.

11 comments:

tarjamarja said...

Great ad! Love the bit in parentheses "for the smaller gentleman". And the "Guaranteed to create successful delusions of grandeur in all who use it" bit. Hehe! :)

cock-ninja said...

The stuff works and yes it does make your hand bigger too, so I would recommend using it on the opposite hand you 'spank' with otherwise you won't get the sense of any real growth, (like, 'The two objects growing simultaneously relative to one another' theory).

Anyway, it all works out because I catch with my left and now I don't need a mitt.

ninj

Dragulf said...

I tried it once. I used gloves. It doesn't work. :( It is a scam! I grew angry. I wanted a HUGE penis. All I got was an empty jar and carpal tunnel syndrome. Do not waste your money!

LadyJane said...

I tried that once too. Then I fucked Tranny up the ass with my enormous clit.

That was a really fun Tuesday night.

zanna said...

ladyjane...

BITCH!! It was dark..and that was ME you were fucking..and I liked it.

Call me?

pinky_nip said...

Fuck that dork in the ad, I mean he only has the 3rd biggest penis in Scotland.

I wanna meet 1 & 2!

Italian Stallion said...

I'm number 1, 2, 3 in Italy and I was only there for Vacation

pinky_nip said...

I am so madly, deeply in love with you Stallion, in a wet panties kind of way.

Italian Stallion said...

Wow, I don't even have a verbal response to that but I have erectoral response for ya........

Not even sure if thats a word but it sounded good and I thought "long and hard" for it..........

spankcheeks said...

Why is pinkynip always pissing her pants around Stallion? In my line of work, we call that "incontinence." God, the sickos lurking around here blow my fucking mind! Crazies.

I'm going to go smear my beaver with corndog batter and wait for the shakes to stop. You know, the kinda of things normal people do on a Friday night. Not piss my pants or something psycho like that.

Anonymous said...

How else do you think I got my enormous milk cannons?