Monday, August 14, 2006

Sno Cone Trailer for Sale

8' Sno Cone trailer complete with what's left of accessories and extensive pornography collection. A steal at 1,200.00. Usually goes brand new for over 6K (the sno-cone trailer not the porn collection).

Comes with free Camel and Habib Van with a cool bumper sticker.

21 comments:

Dragulf said...

I'll give ya ten cents to burn it down.

Stallion said...

Does it come with snow bunnies or just frozen corn dog's?
Either way, I'll take it..............

Zanna said...

Yes, Stallion....I can see perhaps...ITALIAN ICE in your future?

Dragulf - you want the camel and the habib van?

Dragulf said...

No thanks. I'd be tempted to fill it full of explosives and blow up the Iranian president's palace. Damn smug SOB.

As for the habib van, maybe I could use it to lure small children?

Zanna said...

*crickets chirping*

Dragulf said...

What? I can't be funny all the time :(

Zanna said...

Don't be sad, Dr. Dra. I just have a funny thing about small children being lured into Habib Vans. That van is for blowing shit up with!

Dragulf said...

Yeah it was a cheap shot but that was all I could come up with. Sorry.

zanna said...

So does that mean you don't want the Habib van or the camel?

Anonymous said...

What's a habib van?

italian stallion said...

Zanna: Not all Italian's have lice you racist........


oops, misread that, you said Italian Ice......but really, not all of us have lice, they don't seem to like the grease..............

Zanna said...

My last name is of Italian decent and means "little sheep herder" (that's true) And sheep have lice. Its a vicious circle.

Hey, what do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impedement.

BAD00M-BOOM..I'm here all week!

Tanqueray said...

This site is so freakin' hysterical. And so are all the beautiful people who post..this is a little gem of the internet for sure!

pinky_nip said...

I thought about buying this and converting it into a Cotton Candy stand. Screw corporate America! How 'bout "Pinky's Sticky Fingers Cotton Creations"! Hit the open road!!

Zanna said...

Pinky..you will have to go into "negotiations" with Stallion on that...which if you don't mind..I'd like to bear witness to. Because I'm a piglet like that. Reaadddyyyyyy....GO!

spankcheeks said...

Zanna -- you guys are fuckin' awesome. Huzzah to the shop keep for the witty writing.

If you have a shop keep, that is. If not, then, huzzah to the boot black. Or that dead camel humping freak. I just want to say "huzzah."

pinky_nip said...

Zanna, you are always welcome to be our "mediator" when labor talks (and labored breathing) get out of control.

Zanna said...

HUZZAH to the Spankinator! Your site is looking awesome, btw.

And as far as being a mediator between Pinky and Stallion..I'm all over it. Because you know it's NO FUN until SOMEONE gets hurt!

cock-ninja said...

Go figure. And here I thought Hannoush was in the hospital after falling into the 'croc pit' after you fucks smeared the climbing-bars with corndog batter during his first day at 'suicide-bomber' training camp-- when all along he was never at suicide bomber training camp. And now he is dead of some strange beaverish asphyxiation. That is so bizaar.

Zanza-baaaah the Hookah-Huffer said...

Bizzare is what happens in Moose-Taint County, my friend. Bizzare is the only thing you can count on in this crazy crazy world *looks pensively into the distance*...and where one dies..another is born...you see, Cock-Ninja..it is the circle of life....

hey...stop...trying to take the HOOKA away....from me..HEY!

chillytatas said...

Tanqueray, I totally agree with you, here and Spanks are some of the best places I've ever found. I just love you guys!