Sunday, July 30, 2006

We Met Jesus' Brother Today.

There is this guy that me and T know by the name of Italian Stallion..good looking kid....comes by the stand every once in a while and just kind of leans against the stand to make it look like cool people like to eat corndogs. I also think he is the reason why the sales of the "ladie's corndog thong" are through the roof right now (and we have a new logo and I haven't uploaded it yet but we will have the new and improved thongs at the stand next week....shout out to Jane..whassup giiiirrrrrrrrrrl) But I digress...

Today, Stallion brought his uncle Guiseppe to the stand. Guiseppe is up from Brooklyn and we got to talking about the whole Hannoush incident and you know...Uncle Guiseppe is a smart motherfucker. Stallion always said he was but when you meet the guy, it's like.."whoa". He's got such a presence.

You know how sometimes a person will come along with advice and counsel so riveting that you actually feel like something inside you changed? Like you're eyes have been opened? (similar to but not EXACTLY like the feeling I sometimes get when I watch Martha Stewart and I think, why the fuck didn't I think of that).

Anyway, T asked Uncle G if he'd mind if we swung by Stallion's after we closed the stand, so that we could capture his valuable advice on video. If only Guiseppe was here during Corndog Code Orange.

Jesus has a brother, my friends. And he's a fat Italian man from Brooklyn.



Oh, and I'd also just like to thank T for being so nice to me and wrecking my personal plan of being a bitch all day. You sure know how to make a woman feel good about herself even when she's on the rag and wearing a hairnet. ; )

37 comments:

Italian Stallion said...

My Zio is pretty fucking funny, huh? He likes to fucking try to be fucking funny, but sometimes, not so much. As you can tell he likes to fucking eat. I took him to a fucking Oriole game while he was in fucking town but we got kicked out. Something about our fucking language. He kept saying the fucking umpires didn't know how to call the game and kept telling them to "go fuck themselves". It was fucking hysterical!!!! I fucking think he says that all the fucking time because he hasn't had anyone fuck his fat ass in years. I'm sorry to say fuck all the time, I don't know where I fucking get it from. I guess what I'm trying to say is if you don't fucking like it, GO FUCK YOURSELF....................

jane's eyre said...

Woot woot! Glad you liked the designs, Zanna!

Hannoush said...

Stallion. What the fuck is up? You fucker? You sound like fucking me. I mean you sound like me. I fucking love it. Let's fucking hang out somefuckingtime. Nice Girbaud's.

pinky_nip said...

You know what I think I'm going to do right now? Fuck myself.

Italian Stallion said...

Pinky, elaborate please........

pinky_nip said...

It starts off with my thoughts:

"I'm riding bare back through the woods with only you on my mind, Stallion... I must get to the stable where you will wisk me off my filly and throw me down onto the hay and tear my bodice off, exposing my lucious milky-white breasts. Your mouth hungrily goes toward them and I throw back my head and squeal in delight "oh stallion, take me, take me to that special place, only you can!"...

*hand going up skirt w/no panties*

*feeling deliciously slutty today... smiling mischieviously*

Tranny said...

As if Zanna didn't drive me insane enough last night, Pinky is getting in on the action. Something is in the air this summer.

*decides not to wear pants all day*

Italian Stallion said...

Wow, that was better then I expected it would be. Me so horny right now. I can't even leave my desk at the moment if you know what I mean.........

*looks down at bulge in pants*

zanna said...

Yes..last night. I'm STILL smiling, you know.

cock-ninja said...

****Walks out of ejaculatorium, gets on computer, reads Pinky's post, gets up and goes back to ejaculatorium.****



ninj

cock-ninja said...

Tranny. What are pants????

pinky_nip said...

It's this hot, steamy, sticky weather.. it just seeps into your skin and all you can think of is taking off your clothes and swimming in clear blue water and feeling hot wet bodies gliding up and down on you..

*crossing & uncrossing legs*

Frightened Stallion said...

Thats pretty funny cock ninja jerks off to a fantasy with the Stallion in it........wait a minute, no, no it's not. Keep your samuri sword away from me..........

Italian Stallion said...

Pinky thats not the weather, sorry bout that........

*Hands pinky a paparazzi towel* lol

cock-ninja said...

I'm into trains. You have some issue with bumpin' walnuts?

cock-ninja said...

Wait, my bad, I mean bumpin' meatballs.

Italian Stallion said...

Not my style, Stallion likes them all to himself..........

Anonymous said...

Bumpin Meatballs...........LOL

pinky_nip said...

No "elephant walks" for Stallion!

Italian Stallion said...

Elaphant walks? Never heared that one, very funny..........

Dragulf said...

You people are sick, nasty and perverted! I love you all! Not in that way! Tranny, please find yer pants. Think of the children!

Zanna said...

The children can't see him, because he's behind the corndog stand. And I like him pantless....that way I can have man mustard whenever I want it.

Anonymous said...

Don't you mean Man-aise

LadyJane said...

mmm, man-mustard on a juicy pink taco. Do you deliver???

zanna said...

Jane, you're gonna have to come to the stand..because hooking up that trailer to the pinto is a bitch and we haven't done it since we went to NASCAR backa while ago.

cock-ninja said...

Spankcheeks pulled a cameo, caught Hannoush fucking his Camel. She seems cool with us partying at her house, but she hasn't seen her bedroom yet.

ummm krisdy, I think Zanna was talking about man-mustard on a corn-dog, but I could be mistaken.

I wish I could help ya out, but Pinky drained me for today.

ninj

zanna said...

I'll take man-mustard on basically ANYTHING. Now I have to sit back and think about what I WOULDN'T lick it off. And nothing is really coming to mind right away. Issues...I have issues.

LadyJane said...

ninj, I like my corn-dogs with a little glaze on 'em.

hannoush said...

I like my corn-dogs with a little camel-glaze. mmmm camel-glaze.

hannoush said...

Krisdy

Do you spit or swallow?

LadyJane said...

Dearest Hannoush,

I generally prefer a gleaming pearl necklace....but I have been known to swallow now and then.

Love and special tickles,

Sluttie McCunterson

Tranny said...

ninja,

ejaculatorium may be the coolest thing I ever fucking heard in my life. Well that and deliciously cunty, zannaganoush and a few others.

And Stallion, I hear you man, one penis per fantasy....but a lot of taco!

LadyJane said...

lotsa taco is right up my hot pink alley...

Hannoush said...

Good Krisdy, will you teach my Princess how to swallow?

Stallion said...

You named your dog Princess? How gay is that? Hannoush like's it in the caboose..............

zanna said...

I think Hannoush named his camel princess....???

Hannoush said...

My dog is a dalmation and her name is 'Doable', and she is not a spitter, my Camel's name is 'Princess' and 'Little Chica' and she is a spitter! Jeez.