Saturday, July 22, 2006

Is This Considered Biological Warfare?

Let me preface this by saying that I have nothing against the people of the Middle East and their delicious gyro meat, I just hate the PTT. The PTT consists of 3 brothers: Hanoush, the sno-cone guy, Feisal, the falafal dude and Aladin, the devout Muslim owner of "All Pork, All the Time and Carpets".

It all started several years ago when Feisal decided to steal Zanna from me, by naming his eggplant dip Zannaganoush. Not being one to take a flagrant attempt at woman stealing lightly, I retaliated by placing "Falafal makes you Feel Awful" signs all over Moose Taint County. I also encouraged the locals to refer to Feisal as Weasal. And it stuck. I mean look at the guy, how could it not stick? The brothers three declared Corndog Stand the enemy at this point, and it has been scattered skirmishing ever since. Hannoush even called Z "Harlot of the Great Satan" at the Dollar General! She twisted his nose and introduced his sack to a 99 cent jar of out-dated Vienna sausages. Painful, and an understated social insult at the same time, Z has a subtle sense of immediate revenge.

Now, I am sure those fools have done something to Aunt Sylvias box....to easy....thinkin' it was for us . I can't open it til dear, sweet Aunty shows up with the key, and it is starting to smell funny. Like artichoke dip and old sex.

Those camel fucking goat lickers always announce the beginning of some Anti-Corndog jihad with Allah Akbar stickers, and this time I am having a pre-emptive strike.

The constantly mastubating cat (God, where does it ALL COME FROM!!!!) and the hummus recipe gave me an idea: Pussy in gloved hand, I went commando style into the falafal stand.

Someone better call Homeland Security, cause tomorrow's hummus is gonna have some Anthrax in it.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

ewww.

You guys are great! I love it!

Dragulf said...

"All pork all the time and carpet's" I have never laughed so hard in my life!

I <3 you 2! In a manly way though. Brandon Routh is the fagbag. Proof ya say?
http://assistantatlas.blogspot.com/2005/12/brandon-routh-has-gay-resume-404.html

Anonymous said...

This is the worst fucking site in the fucking world. What the fuck are you talking about, and what's with the profile pic. Is that you with the beard? With a fucking beard!!-- and who's the ugly ass bitch? And what's with that fucking car? I bet you feel cool driving it through the trailer park listening to Tesla you fucking stroke. You are not funny. You should not have a blog-site. You are gay as shit.

Tranny said...

Ah, yes. Hate mail from the mainly illiterate masses. Merely because you fail to comprehend anything beyond your limited perspective of hopeless masturbation and complete shunning of the rest of the world, you find it necessary to.....WAIT A MINUTE!
HA Hannoush, you almost had me for a sec, you fucktard.

And now, children, to prove how lame the site is, expect "anonymous Hannoush" to obsessively check back in to see if a retort has been made.

TESLA RULES!!!

Anonymous said...

You haven't answered my question yet, chicken shit dodger!!!! Is that you with the beard? Do you really have a fucking beard? And are those Ray Bans? What the fuck are those things on your pathetic fucking face? Note: for the mentally deficient... dressing up like an asshole and driving a car considered too gay for "Smokey and the Bandit" is no way to go through life. Sure your trailer whores may approve, but that is only like 95% of the population. What about the other 5% who are worth something? Keep fucking with me you fucking Bi-polar ass-wipe. We know who you are and we are watching you!!!!!! Die Bitch. Go fuck your mother some more. Zanna is an ugly bitch ass whore with multiple sclerosis of the menses... I'll straiten thay bitch right up show her a real man...I'll fuck the retard right out of her and cure her lisp as she begs for more of the first real cock she ever had, fuck you, you pencil dick ass fuck. Nice fucking beard, does she like the beard too, oh wait, with the zoom tool it appears that... holy fucking goat piss... you both have beards. Billygoat spawn fucking cyborgs go back in your fucking hole morlockian ass corpusles. EAT MY SHIT!!! EAT MY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT!!!!!! How's that for illiterate you douchebag! I don't need to masturbate mother-fucker ask your wife as you suck my cum out of her ass with a crazy-straw. Fucking DICK!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!

Anonymous said...

AND SUCK MY BALLS!!!!

Anonymous said...

Wow. You guys are surely appreciated. Uh... maybe you should re-think this web-site thing. Unless you enjoy looking at the inside of your asshole.

Zanna said...

Hannoush, you should know us, you dumb-fuck, you see us every day when we flip you off when we pass your pathetic sno-cone stand.

You seem a wittle angwy..things in DAYTON, OHIO not so good?

TESLA RULES!!!!

Tranny said...

Hannoush, please refer to my second paragraph. And now, if you don't mind, I just found an 8-track on E-bay for CHEAP, and I am feeling the need to listen to my orginal Candy-O Eighter in the style it was meant to be appreciated.

Oh, and Hannoush, since you obviously did not comprehend, merely by posting more than one comment on this blog, you have acknowledged the fact that Z's and my goings on in Moose Taint County is MUCH more interesting than Your life. Perhaps you should check the local Ohio listing for Suicide Prevention? I, for one, will not be responding to any more of your self-loathing comments, as it is not right to egg-on someone in a mentally weakened state such as yourself. Seriously, check S.P. Hotline, I am sure they have an 800 number. And, if you want to play insult with me, sign in from the Fish, bitch.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck is the Fish Bitch? And If you haven't noticed I am the only one posting on this pathetic site. I feel like I'm in a ghost town, and you are asking me to leave. I'm like your #1 fan... in the inverse that is, but hey it's better than nothing isn't it. And look how much effort you put into this site to just be ignored. Don't you find it disturbing that people find you boring and pathetic. You don't have to worry about responding dick-smack because I'm adios. You just dissed your #1 fan, try to tell me that isn't very fucktarded now. What an ass-head. See ya later nitz (hearing the sound of blowing wind as the tumbleweeds roll by). Sorry if I offended your pussified sensitivities. Deal with it fuckball. Either way I don't give a pig-of-shit!!!!! Say hi to my ass-bitch-cum-drain for me as you shave her back. Sayonara Fuckwad!!!


Little Suzi's on the up
so don't let her down
she'll be richer by far
if her dreams come true...


What an asshole. Roll up your windows no one likes Tesla!!!

Anonymous said...

And you are from OHIO? OHIO? No one lives in Ohio. What the fuck.

Anonymous said...

AND SUCK MY BALLS!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I bet 13 posts is a record for this site. You can thank me later, in the meantime you and Zanna bust out the Boone's and celebrate.

Anonymous said...

Sno-cones rule have a drink for me. number 14.

Anonymous said...

And Gryo meat is "greek" not middle-eastern. Bearded retards. That's 15. If the comment list reaches 20 do you step up to the boxed 'Franzia' or do you stick with the 'Boones'. Tough everday decisions in Ohio. I'm from Ohio. Ohio. Say Ohio like 10 times slowly and your I.Q. drops...
.........and...........drops....
ohio...ohio.....ohio....ohio..ohio
oiho...ohoi....hoio....ohioi...hoio.oohkap....ooahoioho??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Zanna said...

Hannoush, you Motherless PIECE OF SHIT:

How are things at Reynolds & Reynolds? Not too good, I gather. A little bitter? Getting laid off?

http://www.thestreet.com/_googlen/stocks/general/10298502.html?cm_ven=GOOGLEN&cm_cat=FREE&cm_ite=NA

And the "Fish" is the Superficial, idiot.

This is the last time I give you anymore of my time. So if you want to keep posting and twirling in circles go ahead, Hannoush. You're just mad because we found your terrorist video.

Dragulf said...

ROFL! You guys rock!

P.S. Even I knew the Fish was the superficial Hannoush.

LadyJane said...

Hey, I loved Tesla back in the day.
Anonymous, you can suck all the smelly farts outta my dog's ass.

T and Z, I lust you both with all my pink quivering taco... when is that threesome anyway??? I have plenty of maple syrup....

Well, I am back from the hell that is also known as family vacation. Fuck, I need about 7 drinks and a fat one all at once to recover from that particular trip... kids fightin', hubbie barking at the kids, me wishing I ran off with that hot guitarist I fucked/met at a rock concert about 15 years ago... yep, good times all around.

Oh, and I heard that Hannoush has a wee willy winky.. Is that true?

Zanna said...

Hey Girl! Welcome back! Well, the threesome is WHENeVER you get your fine ass over to the corndog stand. But for now I'll have to settle for your sweet sweet comments...to which I finger myself to while T sucks my nipples...but I digress...

Yea, Amy at the Whack-A-Mole booth said he's got a small dick. Dude is just all kinds of angry.

jane's eyre said...

I just figured out who ladyjane is. Doiee on me, I guess.

I Nub Noo.

Anonymous said...

Ladies and gentlemen we have a record! 21 comments on one thread on the gayest site in the history of the internet. What the fuck is this world coming to, and nice fan club what a bunch of asstards. Are you kidding me with these comebacks, "suck the smelly farts out of my dogs ass", I can't tell you in words how offended I am assface bitch ladyjackass. You can eat the taco meat out of my asshole as I donkey punch you and blow hot KABUL all over your back, cunt-stain. What a cockmunch lab you all need to FUCKING DIE. "wee willy winky" what an ass job! Bust out the FRANZIA fuckface and celebrate. Get all fucked up again as I dick whip Zanna and slap the fuck out of her as she chokes on some real steak. Flick me off again and I'm gonna stick your hand in the ice chopper!!!!!!!!!DIE DIE DIE

Anonymous said...

AND SUCK MY BALLS!!!

Zanna said...

Oh yea, Hannoush...well WE have more comments on the post than you had CUSTOMERS at your stand today. Oh, and I BET you'd like me to choke on your gyro....

LadyJane said...

Wow, I haven't heard language like that since Auntie Flo accidentally flushed her falsies down the toilet. I do however prefer using the word cunt in unexpected ways. Such as:

Anonymous is a terrificunt example of someone with no purpose in life. And instead of feeling anger, I laugh and laugh until my cunt wiggles with joy.... Cunt yah later, Ali Cuntibar...