Saturday, July 29, 2006

DUI and Some Cross Border Fun

Good morning boys and girls, and a splendid day it is! Well, mostly. The good news always comes with some bad around here.

Last night was a blast, Zanna, Aunt's Sylvia and Flo, Jimmy and I all went to the "Stinky Pinky All Night Bump and Grind Country Bar" for libations and dancin'. I, personally, have white-boy disease, so I like to hold down the table and slug beers while watching the girls and Jimmy shake a leg. Zanna shimmies like a waterfall, and NO-ONE does some dirty boppin' like Flo and Jimmy.

Closing time came and went, and no one could stop Jimmy from taking one last spin in the truck. I thought I tackled him and took his keys, but Z says I missed my leap and roughed up some foliage instead. You can see the results of Jimmy's DUI test here.



I'll bail him out later. Good news: Our Canadian friend BigJim is on vacation, and will be swinging through Moose Taint County for some corndogs and good times. Everyone loves BigJim, but I think he read "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" one to many times, kinda takes the towel thing a bit literally. You'll see, eh?

13 comments:

cock-ninja said...

Since spankcheeks has been away we decided to have a party at her house. So far we have torn her bedroom apart. More to come. Janey's monkey makes killer Jager bombs. We need some added creativity that Tranny et. al. can surely add, ummm possibly including hot oil rubs etc. Everyone knows how Tranny can turn a party into an orgy. I hope. We don't know when Spanks is coming back so... if you get a chance stop by.

LadyJane said...

I'll be there in a couple hours.... give me a chance to set up my special jane-bong.... oh and is it ok if I wear my red nipple tassles? I just got them last week and have been DYING to try them out.

Is Jimmy making his special mushroom pizza?

Whoo-hoo!!!!

tarjamarja said...

Recite the alphabet from Z to A? Sheesh, I can't even do that sober!

Then again, some of the dance moves look pretty tricky, too...

cock-ninja said...

ladyjane, nothing like making it a surprise when you show up. Maybe we can move the party from the bedroom to the living room. I'll install a brass pole for you to ummmm... I'll be the one sitting on the couch with a fistful of 50 dollar bills. Don't worry about the bong though, hannoush has a six foot hookah he call's "The Annihilator" he's bringing over. Not only is he a doctor of the clit he's also known as
Hookah Hannoush.

zanna said...

I already have a portable pole I'm bringing. Ever since my gig at the Foxy Lady, Tranny has me do impromptu shows when he feels like it so I have to basically bring it with me everywhere I go.

italion Stallion said...

I have a meat pole for the ladies, and since it goes everywhere I do, I guess that makes it portable........

Italian stallion said...

Nothing like spelling your own identity wrong when your high.......good times

zanna said...

So..I guess that means YOUR bringing the weed for the bong?

jane's eyre said...

Hey, it's tarjamarja! The more the merrier!

I'm so screwed if I ever get asked to do that. I can do the dancing part, but Z-A? Nope.

LadyJane said...

I am so fucking in, I'm out...

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